Do not judge, or you too will be judged - Matthew 7:1
Before I
proceed, allow me to apologize for not explaining the origin of the word
“Labee”. I’ll just limit myself by saying
that it’s an abbreviation of a certain personal reflection.
To begin:
Simply let your 'Yes' be 'Yes,' and
your 'No,' 'No'; anything beyond this comes from the evil one. Matthew 5:37
So, because you are lukewarm--neither
hot nor cold--I am about to spit you out of my mouth. Revelation 3:17
I’m not the
one who said these, the first was said personally by our Lord Jesus Christ, the
son of God, and the other by St John in the book of revelations, the
revelations of God, the creator of heaven and earth and all its seen and unseen
inhabitants.
Most
Christians, nowadays, have become what the Bible as well as Fathers of the Church
describe as Lukewarm. To make it easier and for the fun of it, I shall call
them “Labee”s
Labees are not
atheists, no no no, they are Christians, and proud of screaming it off the
rooftops. They turn all emotional whenever they find themselves in a church,
religious event and wherever you find candles. They live their life as if God
is only present in churches and “Return to Innocence-Enigma” places. As for elsewhere
… He cannot see them, He cannot hear them; they’re not on God’s territory.
Now that you
got a bit acquainted with the Labee stereotype I will start by specifically
concretizing some major Labee views.
Labee views on
Christian life
The Christian
life, to all Labees, is something impossible to live; it’s a utopical illusion
of a perfect world or even a depiction of Heaven itself, so why walk the extra
mile if you know you can’t do it. Labees believe that we have 3 kinds of people
the “can-never-be-Saints- but- good-people”, bad people and finally Saints.
They easily tag themselves in the first category.
Nota Bene: The
“can-never-be-Saints- but- good-people” can also be defined as “not-aiming-for-Sainthood-but-good-Christians”
or “Sainthood-is-taking-it too-seriously-my-goodness-is-enough-people”.
Labees believe in God the Father
and in Jesus the Son, but is belief
enough... the devil believed in God but what differentiates us Christians from
the devil is that radical abiding by the word of God through the Bible.
Labee views on the Bible
The Bible, as you have probably felt
from the previous paragraph, is kind of important to sustain a competitive edge
over the Devil who shares a common theistic view with us. The Bible is our
spiritual ear that allows us to listen to the word of God via the, so called,
personal relationship we build with Him. Well Labees believe that the Bible is
being taken too literally, they believe than many verses are not as they seem. I
believe they have a point there, the 2000 year old church and all its fathers
have been busy reading it publicly, throughout the ages, and explaining obvious
sentences taken word by word whereas they should have summarized it into an A6 colorful
leaflet, making it easier for reading while driving or jogging; but
unfortunately Bill Gates wasn't born yet and MS Word and its 70-80%
auto-summarize didn't even exist, maybe
in these couple of years Labee technology will boost Christianity to another
level…who knows?
Labee views on Clerics
Even though Saint Francis said
that “The Servants of God should honor
Clerics” in his famous writings addressed to the faithful, he who took the vow
of poverty when the Roman Catholic Church was passing through its medieval
spiritual warfare, he who refused to proceed in the mission of the Franciscan
order before kneeling to the pope innocent III and taking his blessing … even
though… most Labees have issues with Clerics, they consider them unworthy of
their vocation, unlike all the saints who, according to them, represent the image a supernatural man
walking barefoot and eating sour herbs. Most Labees refuse to confess to
Clerics and even refuse to attend mass and participate in the Eucharist due to
their mature spiritual judgment of unworthiness. Receiving Holy Communion, the
body and blood of our Lord Jesus Christ, will surely be “un-genuine” if a
sinful Cleric, a hypocrite, a human, is celebrating the Eucharist. Amplifying
any mistake these Clerics do as well as falsely accusing them for everything
they do, considering it untrue, is the Labee strategy that will bear all the
fruit needed to transform the minds, souls and hearts of believers thus
creating a better man unlike Adam and Eve who could not but eat the frickin
apple.
Labee views on sexuality
As discussed previously some
verses in the bible, for example a couple of commandments are either taken too
literally or not applicable to our modern liberal times.
“You shall not commit adultery”
is one of those old fashioned commandments, a beautiful concept; a poetic
statement yet an illusion that can never be applied practically in daily life.
Long story short, sexuality is Love when it comes to an unmarried couple, if
one of the the partners is married or if marriage is their status but without them
being married to each other… it’s a different story, in that case sexuality
shall become instinct, an uncontrollable need that explodes on everything that
moves. God understands this, he created us, and this commandment should not be
taken too literally.
Paul in his first letter to Corinthians said:
“ know ye
not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? Be not deceived:
neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor effeminate, nor abusers
of themselves with men” What Paul
did is just a scene to create terror and control over all the chaos, back then,
in Corinth but he did not mean it literally, the reality is that we shall all
inherit the kingdom of God even if we did everything mentioned above because
God is Love, he is loving and merciful and as long as we don’t kill, steal, or
forget to do the sign of the cross near every church we pass by, we are on the
right track. Courage!
Labee views on Love
“Love is patient, love is kind. It
does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud” all those definitions added
to several others in the Gospel are approved by Labees but they tend to focus
on some more than others; they create a subjective importance. As an outcome you
get different Labee forms:
·
The Egoistic-Love
Labee: This form is very kind and affectionate, focusing on patience and kindness
and neglecting pride which resulted in the great fall of humanity. This Labee
ends up becoming the main supplier of kindness and affection with high
expectations of getting emotional satisfaction, ego boost as well as social
status. This Labee enjoys upbeat dance
music.
·
The Aggressive-Love
Labee: To this Labee pride is more or less a secondary issue, he looks humble
but patience and kindness are often jeopardized by his mood and daily
challenges and thanks to his lack of wisdom end up hating and offending
everyone; nevertheless he considers himself very loving, satisfying all the
needs of peers surrounding him. This
Labee enjoys upbeat dance music as well as chillout soothing music.
·
The Whats-Love
Labee: My personal favorite, this Labee doesn’t really know what love means. Although
they might read the bible more than the previous two yet they tend to consider
it poetic and end up confused. They follow their emotions, the drivers of their
inaccurate definition of Love. This Labee enjoys calm religious chants.
·
The
N/A-Love Labee: This Labee does not fit
the three conventional classes or is a combination of 2 or 3 classes. This
Labee is very dangerous and any interaction with such a form should be dealt
with extreme care, ex. The Egoistic-Aggressive-Whats-Love Labee. This Labee
enjoys oriental upbeat or downbeat or middlebeat music but whatever you do
don’t stop the beat.
Now that you grasped the Labee
concept, if you find yourself sharing any Labee characteristic, eLabeenate it since
being a Labee is desLabeelizing and is not Christianity.
Peace